i8yurcookie:

i8yurcookie:

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

(via ugly-cat-sweater)

recentgooglesearches:

am i ugly online quiz

(via fadedredlipstick)

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

(Fonte: jujanon, via perks-of-being-chinese)

frozencranberries:

Emoji review: Moon Emoji

Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10

I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10

Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse

Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse

I don’t hate it! 7/10

This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10

Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10

What the FUCK is this

0/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -10000000000/10

This is so good! A calm and peaceful girl. So refreshing. 12/10

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

the only valid form of cardio is riding dick

(Fonte: labias, via kardashiansfuckyeah)

flaming-fruitcake:

What a cool dog.

(via thursday)

coral:

Love yourself enough to set boundaries. Your time and energy are precious.

(via starrieyedwolfgirl)

transsexualite:

pop-titty-epic:

menalez:

that-deist-dude:

ifreakinglovemantarays:

thisbibliomaniac:

Me on Fourth of July like

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

we’re #1 in delusions of grandeur

(via naksworth)